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MOUTHPIECE - July 3, 2018

Good Afternoon,

Tomorrow is the 4th of July. Please enjoy today's issue before you get wrapped up in the BBQ-ing, partying down, and lighting-up the sky with fireworks. Happy Independence Day! Have some fun and be safe!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"One man practicing sportsmanship is better than a hundred teaching it."
--Knute Rockne

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through."
--Rosalynn Carter

[m] What's On the Web?

Uncle Sam Jigsaw Puzzle

I've never done a puzzle online before. It's fun and festive...and easy, too! From cool-math Use your mouse to drag and drop the puzzle pieces into place. They will click in if you have them in the right spot. On most browsers, the puzzles will break up into different shaped pieces each time you hit reload (refresh) on your browser.

Visit: Uncle Sam Jigsaw Puzzle

27 Child Actors Who Grew Up And Are Totally Killing It Now

From Child actors who crash and burn are a gossip site staple. The thing is, there are also child stars who grew up, left show business (or stayed in it), and became incredibly successful and well-adjusted. Admit it, you're surprised.

Visit: 27 Child Actors Who Grew Up And Are Totally Killing It Now

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Funny 4th of July Slogans --*

Red, White, and Boom!

Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over All This Freedom Ringing

Star Spangled Hammered

Party Like It’s 1776

Too Cool for British Rule

Here To Get Lit

Four Score and Seven Beers Ago...

On a Scale from 1 to America, How Free Are You Tonight?

Ain't No Party Like an American Party

I Love The Smell of Liberty in the Morning

Fireworks, Baseball, and Beer, Oh my!

Drink Booze & Light the Fuse

Being American Is Awesome. The End.


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