Thursday, June 21, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read a story which claimed that later this year AT&T will start selling a smartphone that will feature a holographic display that projects 3D images that can be seen from the sides and from behind.

I don't have to tell you that this is a HUGE leap forward, not only in technological innovation, but in porn. I mean, this is basically what sexually frustrated teens and emasculated married men in their 40s and 50s have been waiting for since Star Trek debuted.

This is going to revolutionize dick pics.

And isn't that what innovation and technology is really all about?

Photogenically,

TZ

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