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THE DAILY GROANER - June 18, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,


Did you have a happy Father's Day? I know I did!

The boys made me breakfast, which was so sweet. Cereal is my favorite!

I kid, but being a dad is the best thing ever. I am so glad I did that.

Seriously, I love my boys. They remind me of what's important. To have patience, look at the things through youthful eyes, and that candy can sometimes be a breakfast food.

I love you, Jack and Sean. Thanks for being the best sons in the world, and for making me look like I know what I'm doing.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Is It A Spirit? --*

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the bartender, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"

"I'm sorry sir," the bartender replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."



*-- The Worm Sermon --*

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

A woman sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What happened to the sun burnt banana?

A: It started to peel.


Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.

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