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THE DAILY GROANER - June 13, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,


Yesterday, Sean asked me if I wear a diaper. I told him that I didn't wear one and he asked me, "Why not?"

I told him, "Because I'm a big boy and big boys wear underwear and use the potty. Do you think you should start using the potty and wearing underwear?"

Sean pondered this for about half a second and said with all certainty, "Nope!" and then walked away.

Trying to potty train Sean has been tough, but I can't fault him for knowing what he wants. I'm considering going the diaper route, myself. Maybe Sean knows something I don't.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- 3 Days in the Army --*

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.



*-- At the Dairy Bar --*

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them, they'd break.


Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

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