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THE DAILY GROANER - June 6, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,


Jack finished up kindergarten on Monday. He was as happy and he was sad to see it go.

It was a huge change for him. Riding the bus, taking a lunch, homework, field trips, recess - all of the the fun that comes with full days of schooling.

He was just so busy with each school day that almost two whole days after the fact he seems to be a little lost. He needs something to do. Maybe a hobby of sorts. Or some choirs to earn an allowance.

Stacy and I mentioned the "choirs and allowance" combo to him the other day and he was very intrigued.

So Jack's going to help set the dinner table, help put laundry away, and if I have my way... re-shingle the garage roof, re-grout the bathroom tile, or pull chimney sweep duty. Okay, maybe just the setting the table thing for now.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee with a doorbell?

A: A Real Hum-dinger.


Q: What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?

A: Cookie sheets.



*-- Like A Baby --*

Sam and Greg lived in a retirement center and were sitting on a bench under a tree when Greg turned to the Sam and said, "Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a newborn baby."

Greg Said, "Really! Like a baby!"

To which Sam replied, "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's detail?

A: De end of de dog.


Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?

A: The man wears a suit and the dog just pants.

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