THE DAILY GROANER - May 16, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's something to think about all day: Why is the maximum PSI for the tires on my car 44 PSI?

Isn't that weird? Why 44? Why not 40 or 45 or even 50? Why 44? Does the number 44 have some kind of special meaning in the tire world? What is the significance of 44? Is 44 the number you can count up to before you get tired? Does anyone have a read on this?

My mind is a cloudy realm of questions. And it never clears up.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.


Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?

A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.



*-- It's Dark In Here --*
Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.


Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

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