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Thursday, May 3, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Last night my wife was up late doing laundry, because she is a horrible procrastinator and will wait until she is out of clean panties before she is forced to wash clothes at ten p.m. just so she has something to wear in the morning.

Anyway, I was lying in bed at nearly midnight watching her bend over in her nightie to put clothes away in the bottom drawer of her dresser when I felt Mr. Pokey pick his head up.

Being a faithful student of the sage advice to never waste a hard on, I got up and slipped my arms around her waist, "There is something about you in this over-sized T-shirt you insist on wearing to bed that drives me nuts," I whispered in her ear.

"Forget it," she said. "I'm exhausted and we have to be up in six hours."

"Come on, you don't even have to do any work. I'll take care of everything."

"Do you want to get stabbed?" she asked, picking up a nail file from her dresser.

"Funny," I responded, "that's what I'm trying to ask you!"



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