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THE DAILY GROANER - April 25, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Since our house fire Stacy and I have been sleeping on a "rental" bed. We had to rent furniture temporarily until our home, furniture, and other items are in pre-fire condition.

For the last three plus months it's been a tough time getting any kind of rest. I really haven't been sleeping well and neither has Stacy. We look and feel exhausted. I think this time away from home has aged us a few extra years at least.

Hopefully, when we move back home things will be different. I know I act like and old man, but now I'm starting to look like it, too! Oh, I've gotta go. Matlock is on!

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Don't Mind Me... --*

Pregnant with my third child and experiencing morning sickness, I was resting on the living-room couch.

Workmen were doing some minor repairs in the house. As one walked by, I explained, "Don't mind me. I'm in my first trimester."

"Oh," he said. "What's your major?"

*-- The Formula for Water --*

One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.

The boy replied with, "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".

The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"

The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog. It croaks every night.

Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?

A: Because they were too too difficult.


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