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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read a veeeery interesting story about a professional relationship coach (whatever that is) in Texas who claims that more and more women are agreeing to "widen their monogamy boundaries" as she put it, and allow their husbands to openly cheat. Although if it's open, I don't think it is technically cheating.

According to this coach, "The more invested you are in your marriage - whether because of love, lifestyle, finances, children or a combination of those things - the more likely you are to make compromises [such as allowing the husband to cheat] to anchor the commitment."

Aside from the little contradiction in the terms of cheating and commitment, I can't help but wonder if this is an actual trend or if this woman is just spouting so much bullshit.

Because if this is really happening I have to figure out how to float this idea past my wife. Who knows what might happen? It could mean a whole new chapter in the life of TZ.

On the other hand, I'm not the irresistible Greek adenoids I was 20 years ago. If my wife did let me off the leash and I was ultimately rejected I don't know if my ego could handle it.

Plus, I'm not 100 percent sure I could really do that to my wife, no matter how much I want to bone that 40-year-old single mom who lives at the end of the block and always mows her lawn in short-shorts and a tank top.

Oh, God, what I wouldn't give to be her panties for a half hour.



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