Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
If you are going to make a public statement, it has to have impact or no one will remember it, much less pay attention to it. But one Florida high school student got a little carried away with a stunt he pulled at his school.
Students at a Florida school were shocked to watch a teen biting off the head of a chicken, according to police.
Police said that the 17-year-old student at University High School (UHS) in Orange City was charged with felony animal cruelty and trespassing on school property after he was identified as the person who decapitated a live chicken this weekend.
The Volusia County Sheriff's Office school resource deputy identified David Andrew Jimenez, 17, as the suspect. Police said that he was bragging about biting the head off a chicken.
The incident happened when Jimenez came on campus around 11:00 p.m. and entered a chicken coop that was at the school for a "Farm to Table" event held earlier in the day. Upon arriving on campus on Monday, a teacher discovered the headless carcass of a chicken in the parking lot.
The chicken's head was later discovered inside the chicken coop. Eggs had also been thrown in the gym and against the gym doors.
Additional charges are possible against any other students who were involved in the incident. No reason for the bizarre stunt have been offered.
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Police in Georgia have arrested a man after they say he stabbed his manager after being fired. Police were called to an On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina after reports of a man being stabbed. Police say the man, a manager at the restaurant was stabbed in the neck by 44-year-old Kesely Ingram while he was in the process of firing Ingram. Ingram fled the scene after the stabbing and later turned himself in to detectives at the location. He has been charged with aggravated assault and aggravated battery. The victim, whose name has not been released at this time, was taken to the hospital with severe injuries.
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Two lesbian twin sisters confronted their former girlfriends at their home at the same time, according to police in Pennsylvania. Allentown police said that they have arrested Nikita Bonilla and Natasha Dejesus-Bonilla, both 23-years-old, for pinning down their former lovers while holding scissors and knives. Both sisters were charged with assault, terroristic threat, and harassment. According to the police investigation, Natasha and Nikita are lesbians and they were both living with their lovers in the same home. Recently, the twin sisters both broke up with their girlfriends and they moved out of the home. Last week Natasha and Nikita were at the home to gather their belongings when a fight broke out with their former lovers. Nikita grabbed scissors and pinned down the victim near the front door. Nikita told the victim that she was going to kill her and she did not care to go to jail. Meanwhile, Natasha grabbed a knife and pinned down her former partner on a couch. Witnesses at the scene called the police who manage to separate the 4 women before anyone got injured. It's too bad these women are gay. Just think of what you're missing out on, guys.
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Hang on, if the guy in Arizona was a firefighter, and he started fires to get the other men out of the building so he could go though their stuff and steal money, why wasn't he out on the calls with the other firefighters?
Why would you stuff 26 hair curlers in your socks? Wouldn't it make more sense to send a woman through customs with curlers in her hair? I don't think these smugglers are very clever.
That poor bastard in Nevada has got a long and brutal marriage ahead of him with in-laws like that. If he's smart he'll back out of the wedding before it's too late.
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