Subscribe to THE DAILY GROANER
 
Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
 


THE DAILY GROANER - April 11, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,


Sometimes we forget. It's a simple fact. It's science. Everybody forgets from time to time.

Sometimes we forget to call someone. Sometimes we forget to thank someone. Sometimes we forget to turn off the lights. Sometimes we forget to wash our hands. Sometimes we forget where we left our car keys. Sometimes we forget to get milk at the grocery store. Sometimes we forget to zip our zippers. Sometimes we forget to remember. But, what's really weird is that we will never forget to forget.

Hey, what was I talking about? I forgot.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- You Know You're Out Of Shape When... --*

You know you're out of shape when you fall down, and while trying to get back up, you rock yourself to sleep.



*-- I'll Have A Double --*

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a double.

The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like him.



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes?

A: Miami mice!


Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Give it a bath!

***

Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives