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Saturday, March 31, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Lots of men have fetishes; cheer leaders, dominant women in tight leather, mother figures, but most men understand that there are limits to pursuing these fetishes. Often legal limits. After all, that's what the Internet is for. But one New York man took his fascination for women's panties a little too far.

A 23-year-old woman called police to report that there was a thief in her parents' house. The woman was home alone at the time. The man was startled and escaped when he realized she was at home.

The woman gave police a description of the suspect and officers located him two blocks away. Unfortunately, this perp will not be able to claim ignorance of the law.

Police identified the suspect as 49-year-old Suffolk County District Judge Robert Cicale, who is a father of 3 children. Police said that the judge was in possession of the 23-year-old woman's panties at the time of his arrest.

Cicale was charged with second-degree burglary and will be brought before a Nassau County judge for the arraignment.


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*--- Woman Plays Flute During brain surgery ---*

Doctors at a Houston hospital shared video of a woman playing the flute while on the operating table during a brain surgery procedure. The Texas Medical Center said Anna Henry, 63, was undergoing a procedure known as "deep brain stimulation" in the hopes of treating a condition known as essential tremor, which caused Henry's hands to shake and prevented her from doing activities including eating soup with a spoon and playing her beloved instrument. Doctors said the procedure involves implanting tiny electrodes in the brain that deliver an electric current. The surgeons shared a video of her playing the instrument during the procedure to test if the electric current was helping.


Strip club-visiting Monkey Stalks FL Neighborhood

North Miami Beach police responded to a report of a suspicious character wandering around the neighborhood. Resident Zachary Groffman said he initially didn't realize what he was looking at. "I thought I saw a dog running down the street. Then he started jumping on the fence over here," Groffman said. "I thought I was seeing things," he said. "I mean, honestly, I had to run down here to make sure it was real. It was real." The suspect turned out to be a vervet money. The monkey was previously spotted earlier in the month near the King of Diamonds strip club. Vervet monkeys have lived in South Florida since the 1940s, when several of the primates escaped from a chimpanzee farm in the Dania Beach area, but they are rarely seen wandering as far as North Miami Beach. Authorities said they are considering measures to capture the monkey and return it to the colony at West Lake Park in Dania Beach.

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Lewis, it looks like several woman in Florida will have plenty of wood on their honeymoon. -Scott

First, I didn't know any person or thing could be married to more than one woman in FL. I am guessing now this tree really WANTS to die. -Z

What is it with these people trying to say the Earth is flat? It's been proven numerous times that is in fact spherical, and I don't know why anyone wants to argue with that. Those of you who say it's flat--show us some evidence to support that theory. Those of us who know better have plenty of evidence. -Chris

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