THE DAILY GROANER - April 4, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I was thinking about waxing body hair, actually the cost of waxing body hair. Specifically, how one would determine the price?

Is it by surface area or the number of hairs? Maybe it's the amount of wax used or the number of people that have to yank off all of that unwanted hair?

There must be some kind of Department of Waxers and Waxing that have a formula for what it might run you to get free from the fuzz.

I wasn't thinking about it for me, if you must know. I was watching the "Wolfman" the other night and I was wondering about just how hairy that guy was and if he wanted to do a bit of "groundskeeping" what it might run him. I know one thing, it ain't going to be cheap.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A: All ducks walk on two legs!


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator!



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"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The son-of-a-bitch called back!"



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