THE DAILY GROANER - April 2, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I hope you had a very Happy Easter. I know I did.

For three days it was nothing but baskets, candy, eggs, rabbits, eggs, eggs, and more eggs.

You hard-boil eggs, color eggs, eat chocolate eggs, have an egg hunt, you make scrambled eggs, the Easter Bunny leaves plastic eggs filled with candy...it's all that and more - I'm not egg-aggerating!

I'm egg-cellent at telling jokes, right? Come on, you know know you're cracking up!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Egg and Toast --*
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."



*-- Egg Knock-Knock Joke --*
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?

A: Egg-zosted!


Q: What sport are the eggs good at?

A: Running!

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