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THE DAILY GROANER - March 26, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,


When I'm in a bad mood I start to thumb through the dictionary and search for a term, a word that will make me laugh and bring a smile to my mug.

Today, I ran across... Burgled. It's just a funny sounding word. Go ahead, say it aloud. You see? Funny stuff.

Well, I hope this mood-altering secret of mine will come in handy for you during the course of your workday or any other time you need it.

I'm glad we did this.

And I'm happy to report that we have returned to our old newsletter format! I'm sure you noticed. We are back the Groaner Classic! Enjoy at your leisure.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What '60s music group can kill germs?

A: The Bleach Boys!


Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

A: National Dyslexics Association.



*-- What's The Story? --*

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor..."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?

A: Rep-tiles!


Q: What did the clock say to the watch?

A: Tock to you later.

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