MOUTHPIECE - February 27, 2018

Good Afternoon,

Did you ever have someone switch your cereal with dog food as a joke? Then you realize it after about two months and you start buying dog food instead of cereal for breakfast because your hair grows in thicker and it's shinier, and your teeth don't have tartar on them.

The last two months have been a little weird.

Anywho, today's issue features fake 'celebrity' selfies, famous things that only exist thanks to laziness, and Bizarre March Holidays.

What more could you ask for? That was rhetorical.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
--Walt Disney

"Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself."
--Jean Anouilh

"A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be."
--Wayne Gretzky



[m] What's On the Web?
Can I Get A Picture?
From TheSun: These fans thought they took 'celebrity' selfies - and realised their mistake way too late. Here are some embarrassing snaps showing excited fans mistaking complete strangers for A-list celebrities.

Visit: Can I Get A Picture?


6 Famous Things That Only Exist Thanks To Laziness
From Cracked.com: In an industry where everything seems focus-grouped and workshopped to death, it's important to acknowledge those who still believe in creative inspiration, individual brilliance, and sheer hard work. Then there's today's list...

Visit: 6 Famous Things That Only Exist Thanks To Laziness



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre March Holidays --*
March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is Poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

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