MOUTHPIECE - December 26, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I hope your Christmas was fun. And, now that it's the day after, the fun shall continue. Mouthpiece is here for you and your enjoyment.

Don't worry, I'll see you next year.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
--Kurt Vonnegut

"Reality is something you rise above."
--Liza Minnelli

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy



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What's Your Game Of Thrones Name
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre January Holidays --*
January 1 is First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is Bird Day
January 6 is Bean Day
January 7 is Old Rock Day
January 8 is National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is Play God Day
January 10 is Peculiar People Day
January 11 is National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is Hat Day
January 16 is Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is National Popcorn Day
January 20 is National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is National Hugging Day
January 22 is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is Opposite Day
January 26 is Australia Day
January 27 is Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is National Cornchip Day
January 30 is Escape Day
January 31 is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

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