MOUTHPIECE - December 12, 2017
Santa is coming...in 13 days! Wow! That was fast. Wasn't it just the 4th of July?
I've got to get wrapping, taping, packing, stamping, mailing... lots of "ing's" going on.
I can't wait to celebrate, and Mouthpiece is here get us there with fun and humor and games and Steven Seagal. Yes, Steven Seagal.
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
[m] What's On the Web?
18 Things That Everyone Loves, That You Can't Freaking Stand
Cracked.com: There are certain things that absolutely everyone loves. More often than not, those same things set our teeth on edge. So we asked our readers which insanely popular things they absolutely hate, and why.
Visit: 18 Things That Everyone Loves, That You Can't Freaking Stand
Deep Freeze Game
Freeze your enemies with your water gun and stop the bad guys from ruining Christmas.
Visit: Deep Freeze Game
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Steven Seagal Movies We Have Yet to See --*
Steven Seagal in...You Can't Eat Just One
Steven Seagal in...Fries Down Below
Steven Seagal is...On Deadly Ground Beef
Steven Seagal is...Out For Lunch
Steven Seagal in...Deep Fried Justice
Steven Seagal is...Above the Weight Limit
Steven Seagal in...Can't Stop Sweating
Steven Seagal in...Tight Pants
Steven Seagal is...Having Seconds
Steven Seagal in...Half Past Donuts
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