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November 01, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsIt was a long weekend, folks. So let's take things easy today with a quick list of the dumbest questions that I unfortunately overheard during the last few days.

1. Is that beer you can drink?

2. Why does the Sun have to be so hot?

3. How is your brother related to you?

4. Can I borrow your car, you know, to drive?

5. Are you eating because you're hungry?

6. Did you hear that sound make a noise?

7. Who drove us here?

8. Are you wearing that shirt all day?

9. Do you have any gum to chew?

10. Is her husband married?

And, NO, I did NOT ask any of these questions.

Groaningly yours,

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Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," said Dolly.

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