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August 07, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI'm back from my vacation, but I need a little more time to recover.

I'll back at it on Wednesday. For now, please enjoy the giggle-riffic jokes I've got for you down below.


Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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*-- What Kind of Tracks Are They? --*

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."

And the other one said: "No, they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: "Ouch!"

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You're pointless!

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