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MOUTHPIECE - May 9, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I'm itching to do something. I'm tired of being inside all day. I need to get out and do something constructive, but what?

I think I'm going to wash my car... or my clothes... or myself... maybe all three, I just don't know. I just don't know.

Well, until I figure things out, let's all enjoy today's super-awesome issue of Mouthpiece!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
--Woody Allen

"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
--Henry Morgan

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
--W. C. Fields

[m] What's On the Web?


This is an experiment in artificial intelligence. If you think of an object, the program will ask questions to try and guess the object you have in mind.


Movies In Frame

The one's pretty simple: One movie - four frames. Enjoy.

Visit: Movies In Frame

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s


1. Sag, You're It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Doc, Doc Goose

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners


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