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April 24, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsThe other day I was in the city of Chicago... don't go to there.

While I was there I noticed a trio of guys sitting together conversing. From what I could tell they seemed like a group of close friends enjoying a night on the town. I also noticed that all three were sporting thick, full beards. Identical in length, shape and hue. It was hard not to notice.

So my mind began to wander, as it usually does, and I tried to think of many questions pertaining to these dudes. Questions like...

What's with the beards?

Did one of you start the trend or did you make a face fuzz pact to grow them together?

Do you have more friends with beards?

Is one of you named Harry?

What's the weirdest thing that you've found in your scruff?

I didn't ask them any of my noodle-scratchers, but it was probably for the best.

I think a group of bearded dudes should be relegated to cults, lumberjacks, and members of ZZ Top.

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Diane replies, "I blindfold them."

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