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MOUTHPIECE - February 28, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Are you ready? Are you ready to learn, wait, stay with me, about facts that sound false, but they're not. No, really! Honest!

It's great trivial knowledge to have in your pocket to impress some folks at the next dinner party, holiday party, barbecue, or pool party you attend.

You'll thank me later. That's a fact. Trust me.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
--Marilyn Monroe

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
--Jay Leno

"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."
--Thomas Mann

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Match colored blocks as fast as you can in this Tetris-style puzzler. Super fun!

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre March Holidays --*

March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is Poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day


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