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MOUTHPIECE - February 14, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Are you ready for love? Well, if you're not, are you ready to laugh? Maybe both?

Be sure to celebrate this day of love with 28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They're Sort Of Brilliant, Loves Me, Loves Me Not Daisy Game, and five Valentine's Day Jokes.

Happy Valentine's Day! Who loves you, baby?

Mouthing Off,

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"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none."
--William Shakespeare, "All's Well That Ends Well", Act 1 Scene 1

"Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself."
--Jean Anouilh

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
--Jeanne Moreau

[m] What's On the Web?

28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They're Sort Of Brilliant

From Sometimes a line comes along that is so cringeworthy you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, you kind of have to show some respect -- respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face. So let's show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage.

Visit: 28 Movie And TV Quotes So Stupid They're Sort Of Brilliant

Loves Me, Loves Me Not Daisy Game

Type in your name and hers or his name. Pluck the daisy petals to see if your gal/guy loves you.

Visit: Loves Me, Loves Me Not Daisy Game

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*-- Valentine's Day Jokes --*

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

A: "I love you with all my art!"

Q: What do single people call Valentine's Day?

A: Happy Independence Day

Q: What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A: A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valentiny!


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