Classic Laff-a-Day - March 18, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The last month or so Clean Laffs Joe has been grooming a
scraggly beard. It's finally grown out enough to where he
doesn't look like a child molester anymore. Unfortunately
now he looks like a reject from a 70s porno.
Personally I like to maintain a well-groomed goatee. I
think it makes me look distinguished, but even so I couldn't
sit idly by and let Joe embarrass himself like that.
"Joe," I said, "I know you're going for the whole Marlboro
Man look, but the truth is you really look like the cop
from the Village People. Why don't you groom yourself a
little bit? You know, do a little manscaping so you don't
look like the Unabomber."
"I'm trying to look like a cowboy, TZ," he replied, "not
like a pussy, like you."
"It's funny you should say that," I told him, "since your
face looks like an Indian woman's poonani."
Metrosexually,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
"Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last
night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my
house.
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of
broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
When I checked into my motel, I asked the lady at the desk:
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
[Thanks to twisted Laffaday reader Charles Starks.]
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came out of his hole, he didn't even look for his shadow, he
just said he was walking away from his mortgage." -Jay Leno
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"A new study found that eating corned beef for breakfast
could help you lose weight. That doesn't sound like a study,
that sounds like something a guy who eats corned beef for
breakfast says." -Jimmy Fallon
"Here is something pretty unbelievable. The only living
World War I veteran, a man named Frank Buckles just turned
109 years old. What's even more amazing, he just finished
his fourth tour in Afghanistan." -Jay Leno
A new couple were making love in the dunes. When they were
done he said, "How lucky for us that you brought a condom
with you."
She said, "We're even luckier than you think because I found
it here in the sand."
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