Classic Laff-a-Day - June 25, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I went to plug my coffee grinder into the outlet near the
kitchen sink and it was dead. My wife, who was at the
counter said, "Yeah, that outlet stopped working today."
I looked closely at it--it looked like it did yesterday,
so I tapped it with the tip of my finger a few times and
tried plugging the grinder in again. Still no luck.
She giggled, "You are so lucky you are good in bed."
I looked behind me to see who the hell she was talking to.
Cluelessly,
TZ
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A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in
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