Classic Laff-a-Day - June 18, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Do you think I'm insensitive? This morning I stopped into
the bank, and on my way out I saw a plump, elderly Mexican
woman waddling up to the door. Being the gentleman I am I
held the door open for her.
She grinned up at me and said, "Gracias, senor," in a thick,
just-across-the-border accent.
I pulled the collar of my shirt up over my nose and mouth
and answered, "You're welcome."
She scowled at me and muttered, "Hijo de puta!" as she went
in. I'm not sure what that means, but it didn't sound good.
Cautiously,
TZ
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I have a sister who is about 6 years older than myself, and
who, after graduating high school, married a navy man.
After a short stint in Key West, my sister and new brother-
in-law were stationed at the Norfolk NAS in Virginia.
On the occasion of my 14th birthday, my sister sent me a
wonderful package. It was a real wooden box labeled
"Virginia's Finest Sampler."
The box contained several vacuum sealed ham steaks, a pound
of dry cured bacon, a jar of Red Clover honey, a cloth bag
of corn bread mix, another of buttermilk biscuit mix, and a
small tin of specially blended tea.
That evening, I skittered into the kitchen to cook up my
birthday meal. I cooked up the corn bread and ham, and
opened a can of turnip greens to go with it, but when I went
to brew up the tea, the little tin was no where to be found.
Yelling to my parents from the other room, "Has anyone seen
my tea?"
"Your What?" came the reply.
"MY TEA! I'VE LOST MY VIRGINIA TEA!"
I immediately heard my parents in uproarious laughter. After
composing themselves, the tea was located and dinner was
served.
I still have that little tin, which once held my precious
"Virginia tea," and it has become quite the topic of
conversation.
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