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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
The egg fiasco.
How much trouble can you get into coloring Easter eggs?
Have you reached 'that age'?
A spring blizzard.
My good deed for the week.
The secret chicken wing recipe.
An early cookout takes its toll.
The 'big kids' got nothing on me.
I always knew martial arts would pay off.
That poor, little dog HATES grooming.
Living the high life.
Is this some kind of female thinking I don't understand?
Paying the piper.
The secret to my (lack) of success.
The best relief for seasonal affective disorder.
A Polish St. Patrick's Day.
I was told there would be no math.
Party lights, I see the party lights.
If you're gonna play you gotta pay.
Let Bacchus' sons be not dismayed.
A Star Is Born.
It can't come fast enough for me.
Sometimes you're just not prepared for honesty.
Why starting a fire in your house isn't always a good idea.
Know the difference between your vacuum cleaner and your garden hose.
I think I married one of those weird ones.
Sometimes I miss the old money pit, I mean; boat.
Laughing in the face of debt.
Who says cheap can't be romantic? Even on Valentine's Day.
The wife's dog does not mind the taste of my blood.
Are you depressed? It could be lack of vitamin beer.
When your bad habits catch up to you.
I was due for another disaster.
The sexism in Dancing With the Stars.
The one who's REALLY been suffering in all of this cold.
It's the apocalypse.
It had to happen eventually.
I knew it. I KNEW it.
They got me.
I'm being singled out, I know it.
'Same to you, Brutus.'
Things can always get worse.
The peculiar qualities unique to beer.
We finally de-Christmased the house.
I was wondering where you got to.
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men.
We missed it, again.
Lots to look forward to.
It's not over yet.
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