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I think I married one of those weird ones.
Sometimes I miss the old money pit, I mean; boat.
Laughing in the face of debt.
Who says cheap can't be romantic? Even on Valentine's Day.
The wife's dog does not mind the taste of my blood.
Are you depressed? It could be lack of vitamin beer.
When your bad habits catch up to you.
I was due for another disaster.
The sexism in Dancing With the Stars.
The one who's REALLY been suffering in all of this cold.
It's the apocalypse.
It had to happen eventually.
I knew it. I KNEW it.
They got me.
I'm being singled out, I know it.
'Same to you, Brutus.'
Things can always get worse.
The peculiar qualities unique to beer.
We finally de-Christmased the house.
I was wondering where you got to.
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men.
We missed it, again.
Lots to look forward to.
It's not over yet.
If you don't use it, you lose it.
The Christmas haul.
I am looking forward to Christmas.
We're finally on our way back to Summer.
What I don't know won't hurt me.
Modesty is overrated.
Alive or dead, you're coming home with me.
You know what I hate about the holidays?
When your heart's on fire, smoke gets in your eyes.
A great way to impress your 'wino' friends.
Who is the best Secret Santa?
Funny how that works out.
It took all year, but I finally made it.
The pre-Thanksgiving nightmare.
When dislike turns to hatred.
Now THAT'S a sandwich.
I can't help myself, I get carried away.
I may need a couple stiff drinks for this.
My kind of problem-solving.
It's hard to think outside the box.
Working smart, not hard.
My big brother.
That's a good investment of time, as far as I'm concerned.
Kind of crappy but convenient.
What a waste.
A lot more fun than Lammas Day.
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