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| The last issue of Bizarre News. |
| Love and marriage. |
| Bear vs Karate |
| The final countdown. |
| The customer is always right. |
| 'The principal found her in a classroom without pants.' |
| Woodpeckers stash 700 pounds of acorns in wall of California home |
| Woman Run Over by Her Own Car |
| That's a lot of chicken wings. |
| Parachutes are for amateurs. |
| Dog shoots man. |
| You can't argue with science. |
| Contortionist breaks archery world record using her feet |
| The wrong way to smoke a brisket. |
| Fire in the hole. |
| This would make a great beer commercial. |
| Don't you feel safer? |
| It's best not to get between a Mainer and his beer. |
| More Than One Way to Earn Your Allowance |
| It seems like they could have skipped the lottery tickets. |
| That's the spirit. |
| Cop Accused of Making Pron While on Duty |
| Pump and go means pump and go. |
| Magic mushrooms and contraband bananas. |
| Beware of flying seks toys. |
| Dark Guardian could be looking for you. |
| Married couple boast a total 98 body modifications. |
| Hanky panky leads to disorderly conduct. |
| 'A Taste for Brown Sugar: Black Women in P0rnogr@phy' |
| Couple makes 1.9-carat discovery at Crater of Diamonds |
| Belly Button Beer or V@g!na Beer? |
| The origins of the giant duck remain a mystery. |
| 'It appears that there's meats of some sort flying out the windows.' |
| Woman accused of releasing bees on police. |
| Bubble boy attempts to walk to Bermuda. |
| 'The only jeans made by white labor' |
| Who knew camels were fond of french fries? |
| Jiggler on the roof. |
| Halloween comes early. |
| Space soccer. |
| It's a little early for a bizarre horror story, but... |
| Teenagers these days. |
| That's one beer every 21 minutes. |
| College Degrees Are For Suckers |
| Swimmer finds wedding ring lost 17 years earlier |
| Woman's cups runneth over with cocaine. |
| 'Not the smartest decision a Florida boy could make.' |
| Dance like nobody's watching. |
| Gravy Wrestling and grizzly attacks. |
| Is that a lizard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
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