Thursday, February 18, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I bought some spicy, roasted nuts over the weekend mistakenly thinking they were "salty" roasted nuts. I don't know what they had on them, cinnamon and cayenne or something, but to me they tasted terrible. There was nothing wrong with them, though, so being the generous guy I am I brought them into the office and announced that they were in the kitchen for whoever might want them.

About an hour later I passed Clean Laffs Joe who said, "Wow TZ, I know you said you had spicy nuts, but I didn't realize how spicy they were until I put them in my mouth!"

I stared at him for a couple seconds to see if he was being facetious, but his eager, watering eyes spoke only of a simple, somewhat pathetic need for validation.

With only the smallest pang of guilt I said, "Joe, your wife should have warned you about that."

Opportunistically,

TZ

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