Saturday, June 18, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A woman was arrested on a charge of theft after allegedly stealing a man's credit card while she was having sex with him in a car, according to police in Tennessee.

Nashville police said that they have arrested 25-year-old Jonisia Morris, after being accused of stealing while having sex in a parked car outside the Clarion Hotel.

Morris was charged with theft, fraudulent use of a credit card and indecent exposure. According to the police investigation, Morris was performing a sex act on the victim while sitting in the car.

While performing the act, the Morris removed the victim's wallet from his pants pocket that was around his ankles. She then took the credit card that she used at a gas station to buy fuel and other items.

She then returned the victim's wallet to the pants pocket. When questioned, Morris admitted to numerous credit card thefts.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Hey, Lewis, about that kid whose mother burned him...I don't suppose he got in any trouble for selling the stuff? The more sensible solution would have been to flush it. Selling it is also a crime, after all. But I don't think he deserved to get his hands burned, either.


I think the mother who burned her son's hand on the stove is better than the mother who used her kids to blow into the breathalizer. At least the first woman is teaching her kid not to steal!

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