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"Everybody likes a kidder..."
"I don't want any yes-men around me..."
"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues..."
"As we grow old..."
"If we cannot end now our differences..."
"Here's a rule I recommend..."
"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of..."
"When you are eight years old..."
"Age is mind over matter..."
"We are all here for a spell..."
"Do not be too moral..."
"I have a simple philosophy..."
"If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat..."
"The only way not to think about money is..."
"Every sweet has its sour..."
"Go through your phone book..."
"Study without desire spoils the memory..."
"Destiny is no matter of chance..."
"Life can only be understood backwards..."
"Don't waste yourself in rejection..."
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness..."
"A kiss is a lovely trick..."
"Birds sing after a storm..."
"Henceforth I ask not good fortune..."
"The more I know of the world..."
"Few people think more than two or three times a year..."
"Without tenderness..."
"Recommend to your children virtue..."
"Take time to deliberate..."
"There are no such things as applied sciences..."
"Arguments are to be avoided..."
"Silence is golden when..."
"We can't all be heroes because..."
"You cannot run away from a weakness..."
"Rumor travels faster..."
"To establish oneself in the world..."
"We are never deceived..."
"Battle not with monsters..."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly..."
"In a time of universal deceit..."
"Perseverance is a great element of success..."
"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep..."
"I have only one superstition..."
"You can go a long way with a smile..."
"Sure there are dishonest men in local government..."
"Our bodies are our gardens..."
"Set all things in their own peculiar place..."
"It's funny how dogs and cats know..."
"You always pass failure..."
"If I had to live my life again..."
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