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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, September 18, 2010
Howdy Folks,
I was taken a nap the other day cuz I was tired from all
that workin I claim I do. When I woke up I realized that
someone had a painted my toenails.
I asked all the young'uns who was the one responsible for
my bodily decoration. They said that their Mom was the one
who done it. I should have known.
When I confronted her I said, "Hon, what did you due to my
toes?"
She said, "I was bored and I thought it might be fun to
do."
I love this woman and she can do me no wrong, but I told
her, "You know I'm not much of a complainer, but hot pink
just ain't my color." Hey, I got to look good."
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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The Very First Noise Reduction Earphones
Back when I was your age we received sattelite broadcasts
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Hello Tokyo! Come in Tokyo!
no, you can hardly notice your new hearing aid!
Can you hear me now??
New portable satellite radio! Not just for your car or
home anymore!
Keepin' the Aliens outta my head!
Wow! I can hear the ocean!
prince charles goes to the beach.
I Just Heard A Flea Fart!!!!
Jim began to suspect that his HMO was cutting corners
again.
Why cell phones were not a hit in 1963.
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with no memory of the night before, and soon realize
Doug is missing. They go to pick up the car at the valet
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cruiser instead of the Mercedes.
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