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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, December 19, 2009
Howdy Folks,
I remember a few christmases ago I had a great idear about
surprisin my kin with some gifts and presents.
I rented a Mr. Santa Claus suit so I could deskies myself
as the holiday gift delivery guy as come in the trailer
and give special gifts to my kids and make it a CHristmas
that they'd never forget.
Now dressed as Mr. Santa I climbed onto the roof of the
trailer so the young'uns could hear me walking around and
get curious about who or what was a makin all that noise.
We didn't have no chimney so I tried to get in thru one of
the windows and accidentally broke it. The sound of the
shatterin of that window alarmed my family and then my wife
grabbed a hunting rifle, loaded in with bird shot and
proceeded to fire it at my big red rear-end.
It hurt like nobodys business, but I survived. Now my
children are terified of the CLaus and his holiday home-
invasion, but I'm getting them presents anyways. This year
I'm going to bring them gifts dressed as a reindeer. I got
a great deal on this costume from a taxidermist fella I
know. Its so life-like.
It will be a great holiday, just as long as it ain't deer
season.
Have a Happy Holiday!
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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judged by Jethro:
This time of year, urine the mood
gives new meaning to "tinkling lights"
"Leave me low-fat cookies and skim milk will ya?"
When you gotta go you gotta go!!
This'll teach them to close off their chimney!
Ho Ho... whoaaa!
Wait till you see what the reindeer left.
This is what you'll get if you been naughty
Santa, being a traditionalist, showed his displeasure
for LED lights.
That's what happens when you pee outside in 30 below
weather!
Up on the rooftop, whiz, whiz, whiz
Santa reaches the first "naughty" house on his list.
A u-r-peein' Santa!
I hate these cold winter evenings!
Once again I was disqualified from my neighborhood's
"Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude!
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