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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, April 30, 2011
Howdy Folks,
When is this rain a gonna end? It is really holdin up my
productiveity. I can't get nothin dun outside of the house
with all a these sky tears a fallin all day and all night
long.
I've got so much to due. I've got to cut the grass, wash
the dog, wash the kids, wash myself, sit in my lazy chair
and drink beer 'til I can't see straight, pick up dog
droppin's, light off fireworks, line-dry the clothes, show
the neighborhood squirrels my new lazer pointer, re-paint
the ol' outhouse (or 'turd closet' as I refer to it as),
barbecue up sum meats, plant sum flowers, put up a fence
to keep me from leavin' my property without any pants on
and wrangle that excaped zoo zebra for sum reward moneys.
As you can shirely see I can't do much of anything. Well,
I guess I could sit in my lazy chair and drink beer 'til
I can't see straight while I'm in-doors. Okay I feel
better. Just as long I can get somethin acomplished.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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Man's best friend is a coloring book...
Mom said, "Don't write on the walls." She never said
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What can I say; he's bored!!!!
How is that still life art project coming along?
Autograph hound one step further....
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When your kid is quiet you know they are up to no good!
Are you sure the Target dog got his start this way?
This must have been how Picasso got started.
you should see what he drew on the cat...
This is why dogs shouldn't drink!
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