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Phunny Pictures - November 28, 2015

Howdy Folks,


Well, i am ofishilly stuffed full of thanksgivin' grub. I ate so much that i won't need to eat dinner for at least two and a half to three weeks time. It was good eatin'. It was so good that i might need new teeeth.

In a few days I'm sure i'll b able to button my pants once again. I was a bit shocked that I couldn't do such a trivial task when i got myself up this mornin'. I'm goin to get to workin' out like that boxin' Rocky guy in that movie that I can't remember the name of.

I guess I'll be doin a ton of sit-ups, push ups, chin ups, pop ups, pull ups, pick ups, up grades, up-and-at-ems and upper cuts to get into some great shape. I just hope I'm up to it.

It's either that or bigger pants. and i hate goin clothes shoppin'.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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