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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, December 11, 2010
Howdy Folks,
Well, I hurt my rickety ol' back. I was a shovelin the
driveway and I slipped on a patch of ice and then i landed
on somethin rather sharp... and metal.
I was in alot of pain, but i mannaged to get to my feet
and head on into the ol' homestead. My wife opened the
door for me and helped me in. SHe asked me what all the
commotion was about and I filled her in on what had taken
place.
She told me to lay down on the floor and she'd examine
the wound that I'd gotten. She looked me over for a few
minutes and said nothing. She then told me that I had our
daughters' missin dental retainer stuck in the small of
my back. I couldn't believe it. We'd been lookin for that
thing forever.
Then my wife responded to the discovery, "Well, I guess
you won't need any back-braces now."
She's phunny, ain't she?
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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Nothing like a cigarette after getting down and dirty
This Mud's For You!
talk dirty to me baby.
Dude...I wanted the DRINK called mudslide
Mud wrestling Wisconsin wasn't a big tourist attraction.
So what did you do at Woodstock grandma?
Walked a mile for a Camel.
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE TROUBLES?
Mom?
Who's going to tell her there's no hot water in the bath-
room?
Woodstock...41 years and 60 lbs. later!
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and Twinkees.
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Red Skelton Christmas: Expert Tree Trimmer
Red Skelton had a 20 year television career beginning in
1951. But he started in radio where he created many of
his most famous characters, like Clem Kadiddlehopper.
In this early clip, Clem is hawking Christmas trees.
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