Phunny Pictures - Saturday, October 1, 2011

Howdy Folks,

I was goin' crazy the other day cuz i couldn't find my spectacles, or glasses, as some of you folks might call 'em.

When I woke up this mornin i noticed that my specks weren't on the nightstand. On further investigation I learned that they weren't in the bathroom, the kitchen, the truck, the shed, all the drawers, all the closets, all the cabinets, the livin room, the refrigerator, and i still can't find 'em.

I asked my kids, my wife, my neighbors, I even asked the dog, but they told me nothin and just laughed in my face, especially my wife. When I asked her why everybody was laughin in my face she told me, "They are just tryin to give you a big clue to where your glasses are located."

So I thought. They're laughin in my face. MY FACE. They must be at the post office cuz thats where they have that giant picture of my face. Wow, mystery solved.

I'm just glad it wasn't somethin stoopid like fallin asleep with 'em on my face. That would be embarrassin.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Beak quiet!

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