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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, February 12, 2011
Howdy Folks,
Love is in the air! That is right. Valentine's Day is on
Monday And I've taken some time to get some things in order
to romance up the most romanstic holiday of the year.
I've started things out with an evenin of dinin' and a
dancin' at the very popular establishment, Herman's Flap-
jack Fortress. Then now carry caramel syrup. Oh, and on
Mondays they got the meat buffet.
Then after we let loose some bacon-scented burps we;re
gonna play some lazer tag and, if their's some time, maybe
we can fit in some ski-ball. Hopefully, i can rack up some
of them tickets and get my sweet gal a thoughtful gift.
She does like shot glasses and stuft animals.
After that we are a gonna head over to the Cloudland;
that's the local mattress emporium in town. While we're
there we might just get into some... wrestlin'. That's
what we call it anyways.
Then after the cops get us, most likely for bein' naked in
public armed with caramel syrup and a stuffed badger, we
can spend a wrestful evenin' in the lockup away from the
young'uns that Momma will be a watchen.
Now do I know romance or do i know romance. And Don't be
stealin my idea.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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