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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, March 20, 2010
Howdy Folks,
I was a drivin' around the other day and I came upon this
"choke n puke," that's trucker talk for a diner or a
restaurante. Anyway, I noticed a sign outside the place
said, "Eat Here and Get Worms!" I laughed and then headed
on inside.
It was nothin' special, just a roadside diner with some
good eatin that also sells bait. So I pulled up a stool
and had myself the "special" and a cup of coffee.
Once I finished my food I told the waitress that this place
made a mighty fine meal, one of the best I had ever had. I
had the rest of my afternoon free so I figured I'd get in
a little bit of fishin.
I asked the nice waitress if I could get some worms. She
replied, "Y'all ready got 'um."
I'm seein' the doctor later today.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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