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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, December 12, 2009
Howdy Folks,
On Friday, my uncle Bufford stopped by and visited with us
for awhile. He brought along his drinkin' buddy... Buddy.
Buddy is a used dog he got from this 11 toed friend of his.
Anyway, Bufford said Buddy wanted to have a drinkin' contest
like they do on every Friday. Who wouldn't want to challange
a dog to a drinkin contest? Well, they started drinkin'
beer after beer until Uncle Bufford finally fell out the
window while trying to pee out of it. Thats right, he was
a peein outta window.
Buddy ran out of my double-wide castle and grabbed another
beer out of Bufford's hand as he lay there asleep in the
yard with his britches around his ankles. I'll tell you
somethin', I've never seen a dog drink that much... well
unless you count my wife's sister. Oh, that was so... true.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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The Cozy-Cuddler: Blanket With The Sleeves
Like The Snuggie But Less
Than 1/2 The Price...
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This Week's Video Clip -
25 Years Of Oprah Shouting Celebrity Names
For 25 years, Oprah has been welcoming America's top stars
to her show. Here is a video compilation culled from those
years. Notice how often Oprah changed her look in those
years.
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MEMORY FOAM INSOLES
It's like walking on air...
Retail Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $4.99
You'll feel like walking on air with these specially
designed insoles. These Memory Foam Insole have a top
layer made of pressure-relieving, memory foam that
conforms perfectly to your foot's shape for the most
comfortable fit and support possible. Easy-to-use...
simply cut for a perfect fit... anyone can use them...
that is up to a size 11 Men's foot.
Benefits:
- Molds to your feet for unbelievable comfort
- Excellent for people with foot conditions seeking added
comfort
- Molds to your foot
- Relives pressure on the ball of your foot, bunions and
joints
- Prevents heel shock by cushioning your every step
- Supports your arch
- Increases stability by cradling your foot & preventing
foot roll
- Gives you custom comfort from your heel to your toes
- Provides much needed rest for your tired, achy feet
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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
How pumpkin pie is made
The pies have it
Kiss my pie hole!
Pie ala'commode
The recipe called for strained Pumpkin!
100% Organic
Tastes like sweet potato pie MY ASS!!!
So that's the secret recipe.
You need how many more by when...
So now I know why I always thought pumpkin pies tasted
like crap.
The cousin to Cow Pies
Poopkin pie
Sitting down on the job was never so good.
I KNEW IT!
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