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Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Howdy Folks,
Did it get cold fast. I still can't believe how cold it a
has gotten in the last few weaks. This drastic cold spell
has forced me to unpack my big box of winter clothes. I've
got out my sweaters, my gloves, scarves, hats, boots, ear-
muffs, snowpants, etc.
Now i have to pack up all of my summer clothes like my tank-
tops, my hot pants, shorts, my short shorts, my micro short
shorts, tube tops, fishnets, fishnet speedos, speedos,
micro speedos, micro fishnet speedos.
You get the picture. I dress for style, not functionality.
Man, are those speedos awesome on me.
Oh, here's an important note fer all a you readers out
there that have been a wonderin where ol' Jethro went
to...
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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
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I Suppose a bit of Necking is out of the question
Gene Simmons picks his new halloween costume.
the latest in envelope and stamp licking
French Kiss
I'm tired of your tongue in cheek attitude!
Gene Simmons' pet giraffe!
plastic surgery gone wrong
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-- Here's the continuation of captions sent in by readers --
What's the number for 1-800-Dentist??
How many licks does it take YOU to get to the center of a
tootsie roll tootsie pop?
can I lick your stamps?
Here, Let me check your tonsils!!!
OOPS!! I dropped my dentures!!
And Jethro thought he destroyed all the pics of his prom
date.
I've told you before.... NO TONGUE!!
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