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Phunny Pictures - September 27, 2014
Howdy Folks,I hope y'all are doin' better than I am. I've been havin' these stomach pains ever since I ate this chicken dinner at "Ralph's Chicken, Ammo, and Bowl-a-rama".
My stomach is killin' me. I've been complainin' so much that the wife and young'uns went off to visit Grandma. Now I know that she only lives three trailers away, but still.
I talked to my doctor and he said that the best thing I could do is drink plenty of liquids, rest and let the digestive process do its thing.
I don't know what to do. It's been four days and I still haven't passed a beak. That's what i get for not de-featherin them birds first.
Take Care Y'all
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I had this piece of bone stuck in there for days!
Can't believe I have to brush after EVERY meal.
But you told me that the toothpaste was beef flavoured!
Now if I could just learn to Floss
A brush a day keeps decay away.
If This doesn't get the taste of that shoe out of my mouth nothing will!
No more doggie breath for this pup!
Hot date tonight!
Look Ma!!! No cavities!!!
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