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Three years of hostilities, 37,000 U.S. casualties and no
clear victory. Why is this 'The Forgotten War'?
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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, January 29, 2011

Howdy Folks,

My kids have been sufferin the 'cabin fever' for the last
few weeks. They just been goin to school and then come
home. They aren't outside in the fresh cold air for more
then 10 minutes a day. I really think they are a losing
it. We need spring to sprung, the sooner the better.

My oldest boy has beegun to eat ketchup packets whole. He
eats the whole thing. the ketchup. the packet. He eats it
all.

My yungest has taken to given her pets baths and then duct
tapin 'em to the ceilin fan, turnin it on to "HIGH" so
that they dry off fast. Her hamster really loves it.

Now my wife thinks that I've got the 'cabin fever' cuz she
caught me microwavin my underwear. But just between you
and me, I do that all winter long. Hey, it's cold out
there!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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funny thing, the blond loses in 3 moves

I know it looks like one, but there are no hydrants in chess

Bishop to Queen's 2 nice breasts

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