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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, May 1, 2010
Howdy Folks,
I had too cut the grass in the yard the other day and I
kame up with a great id-er. I'm going to buy a bunch of
goats so they will eat all of the grass and then I wont
have to worry about it anymore. Then while I'm waitin' for
the grass to grow back I can charge the neighborhood folks
to come to my makeshift pettin' zoo and meet the goats.
Oh, then I could bring the goats to other homes and they
could eat those folks grass and I could make some serious
money. I am a freakin' genious or what?
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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