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Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Howdy Folks,
Well, my young'uns broke the toilet the other day. The
wife and i aren't none too happy about this situation. We
were tryin to think a ways to punish the kids, but you
thought that it woulda been better to teach those nose-
diggers a value-bull lesson.
We thought long and hard about what we could teach em and
how we could get that particular lesson across to em.
Here's what we came up with... we aggreed that the children
responsible, namely Jehtro Jr., Nestle and Gauge, would get
jobs and pool there money to get the family a brand new
toilet for the old water closet. They just when for their
job interviews at Dub's Roofin' Emporium. (I put in a good
word.) I guess will just have to see how those interviews
go. Hopefully, these kids will learn about responsiblity
and hard work and the importance of not lightin M-80s and
throwin em down the crapper.
Until then I'm gonna continue to pee in the sink.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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I don't sweat the small stuff.
Just call me Jack.
I got it from the Cash For Clunkers program.
I guess he don't know jack!!
Hey, we're in a recession.
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