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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, February 27, 2010
Howdy Folks,
Taday's new picture reminds me of a time down home when
my buddy Dub bet me a bottle of Wild Turkey that I couldn't
mess with the neighbors' cow.
I told him, "yer on!" I put on my stunt cape, my motor-
cyclin helmut, and weldin goggles and tried to ride that
bull like I was a in the rodeo.
Well, I looked more like a rodeo clown cuz that 950 pound
monster chased we all around the pen for 3 and 1/2 hours.
Needless-to-say, I got that bottle of hooch and got drunk
enuff to forget about the bull and then try to ride him
yet again. I was only in the coma for two weeks, but I
recovered quickly enuff, but fer whatever reason watchin
the rodeo makes me wet my pants.
I really wish I knew "why?".
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
now that's what I call a heads up play!
Take me out to the ballgame, indeed.
Ball two
two balls one strike
You're Out! Now, turn your head and cough.
Is that 'getting to third base'?
That's called keeping your eye on the ball!
And you thought football was ballsy.
Good thing he's wearing a cup.
I need a bigger glove!!!
In your face sports!!!
That ball was high and inside.
"You're still OUT even if he tags you there!"
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