Phunny Pictures - April 23, 2016

Howdy Folks,

Here's a few things that show you that yer havin yerself
a bad day:

1. Your dog's favorite bone is in your leg.

2. At the zoo, monkeys throw crap at you.

3. Your wife cuts the crotches out of all your pants.

4. Your kids use your wooden leg to play baseball.

5. Your underwear doesn't have any elastic in it.

6. The post office regularly asks you for an updated picture.

7. Your mother-in-law stays over 'cause the trailer park cancelled the dance.

8. A bum gives you a dollar.

9. You have to gas up your vehicle in Chicago.

10. You get fleas and not your dog.

I've been havin a ruff week.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

I need a pedicure!

Mr. Bubbles wins the annual 'Patty Cake' contest again!

I forgot my pants - this is so embarrassing!

I never get lonely, I just hold my own hand.

Ohmmmmmmm - bananas!

Just putting the "monk" in "monkey."

This little piggie went to market...

Oh, that feels good on the 'roids.

Man, are my dogs barking!

I really needed a spa day.

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