Phunny Pictures - Saturday, October 8, 2011

Howdy Folks,

I had to bail out my Aunt Ida again because of her attitude. I'll explain.

Aunt Ida took her newly purchased power sander back to the hardware store because it wasn't powerfull enuff to ware down her nasty, horror movie toe nails. Aunt Ida is on this whole footcare kick and wanted to be able to where sandles next summer so she figured she better get started now.

When the hardware store informed her that that sander wasn't designed to handle things like that she just plumb flipped out. She created a scene that required her removal from the store by three uniformed officers and the police squirrel, Zippy.

After I bailed her out she asked if I would take her back to the hardware store so she could apologize in-person. I was rather taken by the idea...so off we went.

She shuffled her way into the store with a smile on her face. Minutes later she exited in a rather more speedy motion. But before she made it to the truck on of the employees of Zeek's Hardwares nabbed her.

I was later informed by the police that she had...used one of the display toilets and left a note that stated, "It's my turn to give you crap." Now I don't know if that bit is truthful or not, but it does sound like something that she'd do.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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